"Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have." -- Steven Wright

"Not all who wander are lost." -- J.R.R. Tolkien

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else!"

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -- Terry Pratchett

"I'll show you fear in a handful of dust." -- T.S. Eliot

"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends." -- J.R.R. Tolkien

"The evil that men do live after them. The good is often interred with their bones." -- William Shakespeare

"Do you serve a purpose, or purposely serve?" -- Corey Taylor

"In the silence, words of wisdom." -- Blind Guardian

"Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes when you fall, you fly." -- Neil Gaiman

"In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this." -- Terry Pratchett

“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.” -- Terry Pratchett

“When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.” -- Demetri Martin

"You mock those who blindly follow the majority…turn your attention now to those who are so dedicated to deviating from the norm that they would gladly cease breathing if it were suggested to them that inhalation was a form of conformity; for they deserve just as much scrutiny and ridicule." -- Demetri Martin... I think. Feel free to correct me here.

"These violent delights have violent ends And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which, as they kiss, consume." -- Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene VI

"The means of defense against foreign danger have historically become the instruments of tyranny at home." --James Madison

***"Those who give up essential liberties for temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Benjamin Franklin

"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." --Abraham Lincoln

"Peace is not the absence of conflict. It is the ability to handle conflict through peaceful means." --Ronald Reagan

"Wars are poor chisels for carving out peaceful tomorrows." --Martin Luther King Jr.

"Villainy wears many masks -- none so dangerous as the mask of virtue." --Ichabod Crane

"Don't be shocked that people die. Be surprised that you're still alive" -- Flyleaf (the acoustic version of "Cassie")

Sigmund Freud Quotes:
"The mind is an icebuerg - it floats with only one-seventh of its bulk above water."
"In popular language we may say that the ego stands for reason and sanity, in contrast to the id which contains untamed passions."
"Love cannot be be much younger than the lust for murder."
"Science is no illusion. But it would be an illusion to supposed that we could get anywhere else what it cannot give us."
"So in every individual the two trends, one towards personal happiness and the other towards unity with the rest of the humanity, must contend with each other."
"Neurosis seems to be a human privilege."
"Despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer...the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"
"Everywhere I go, I find the poet has been there before me."

"His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead." ~ James Joyce (The Dead)

"A dead letter is a letter that has never been delivered because that person to whom it was written cannot be found, and it also cannot be returned to the person who wrote it."

"Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another." ~ George Eliot

"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both." ~ Nicollo Machiavelli

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." ~ Rhett Butler

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" ~ Frank (Donnie Darko)

"The only power a woman possesses rests in the velvety folds between her legs." ~ Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

"Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. " ~ Willy Wonka

"There's only us, there's only here. Give into love or live in fear. " ~ RENT

"We are forlorn like children, and experienced like old men, we are crude and sorrowful and superficial - I believe we are lost" ~ Remarque (All Quiet on the Western Front)

Ne' fiamma d'esto 'ncendio non m'assale (I can withstand the fires flaming here) ~ Beatrice (Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy: Inferno)

Joshua 13:1 When Joshua was old and very advanced in years, the Lord said to him "You are very old"

"Even if I were to become a humble man, I would be proud of my humility" ~ Benjamin Franklin

"I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song." ~ Fall Out Boy (Sugar We're Going Down)

"The ribbon on my wrist says do not open before Christmas." ~ Fall Out Boy (Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Title of this Song so We Wouldn't Get Sued)

"No living man am I" ~ Eowyn (LOTR: ROTK)

Rev. 2:13 ~ These are the words of him who has the sharp double-edged sword, "I know where you live"

"If Rose knew that Danny Thomas was a lesbian, she'd be heart broken." ~ Sophia (Golden Girls)

p> "If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades in their head. If they return again then run...just run" ~ Roman Dirge (Lenore)

"If one is allergic to something, it is unwise to put that thing in one's mouth. Especially if that thing is cats." ~ Lemony Snicket

"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." ~ Jim Hayes

I John 3:1 "Great is the love God has lavished upon us that we may be called children of God."

"Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson