Why are elephants gray and baggy?
If they were white and smooth, they'd be aspirin.

What is the difference between an elephant and a prune?
The color

What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
"Here come the elephants."

What did Charles de Gaul say when he saw the elephants coming?
"Viva l'elephant" he was French

What did the elephants say when they saw Charles de Gaul coming?
Nothing, they don't speak French.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
"Here come my friends"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming with camouflage on?
Nothing, he didn't see them.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming with sunglasses on?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them.

What did he say when he saw the elephants coming with camouflage and sunglasses on?
Nothing, he didn't see them and if he did, he didn't recognize them

What did Jane's father say when he saw the elephants coming?
"Here come the prunes." He was color blind.

Why does a duck have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.

Why does an elephant have flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do giraffes have long necks?
To help extinguish flaming elephants.

Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
To hide in the cherry trees.

What do elephants do to get extra money?
Babysit birds in the trees.

Why is it not a good idea to be in the jungle between 3 and 5 in the afternoon?
That's when the elephants are getting off work.

Why are pygmies so short?
They're in the jungle between 3 and 5 in the afternoon.

How do you put a giraffe in your refridgerator?
You open the door, stuff in the giraffe inside, and shut the door.

How do you put an elephant in your refridgerator?
Open the door, take the giraffe out, stuff the elephant inside, and close the door.

The lion king is throwing a party. All the animals are invited except for one. Who is it?
The elephant, he's still in the refridgerator.

You have to cross a crocodile infested river with no boat or bridge. How do you cross?
You just swim across. All the animals, including the crocodiles, are at the lion king's party.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.

How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?

How do you shoot a red elephant?
Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

How do you shoot a purple elephant?
Paint him red, hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

What is black and white and red all over?
An elephant with a sunburn dressed as a nun.